A short piece of Non-Fiction

I was going about my day, organizing my home, gathering food for dinner...you know...normal every day duties. As I went about my daily routine, I thought about the warm home that I have and the abundance of living necessities I've recently been blessed with. I try really hard not to complain about the cold and the fact there is no snow on the ground yet, making some parts of life more difficult. Instead I choose to focus on what I do have.
As I pondered the goodness of life, with no warning, my routine day took a turn for the worst!! My house shook, the roof was blown off my house and appeared above me, a great white light!! My mind scrambled for an explanation! Was it aliens? An earthquake or perhaps a hurricane?
I ran out of my house to a safer part of my neighborhood and waited, my heart pounding. I could hear strange noises that sounded like words...perhaps it was the aliens! Then the noises stopped - I waited a few more moments...nothing but silence.
After several more moments of silence, I made the decision it was safe to go back to my house. I began to run as fast as I could toward my ruined dwelling, when suddenly "IT" appeared! A huge white, blue, and purple female creature with a huge black stick in one hand and it was bending down to look inside my roof-less house!!!
Before I could decide whether to turn back or keep running towards my home, "IT" saw me!!! "IT" let out a horrifically LOUD noise and propelled itself into the air!! I was sure it was about to pounce on me, so I bolted back the direction I had come and didn't look back!
Now...you all read correctly the title of this blog...and I can honestly say it is a work of non-fiction...all of the events described above, did actually happen, just as I said. To put it in proper perspective however, let me introduce myself: My name is S.H. Rew and I live in the Wolf's garage.